click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(Source: teaseful)

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

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Everyone: 1 hour = 60 minutes
Me: 1 hour = three anime episodes


DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

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I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

(Source: snorlaxatives, via artificiallylost)


have a little damonfizzy 


have a little damonfizzy 

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